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[
{
"command": "magic",
"description": "casts a random magical effect from <https://centralia.aquest.com/downloads/NLRMEv2.pdf>",
"replies": [
"0000: The Stars Are Right!",
"0001: 1d10 of caster's fingers turn to stone",
"0002: 1d100 bees swarm harmlessly around the caster for several weeks",
"0003: 1d100 sparkling motes dance about the caster's head until dawn",
"0004: 1d100% of caster's body turns to iron for that many rounds",
"0005: 1d12 ducklings identify the caster as their mother",
"0006: 1d4 of caster's fingers move from his left hand to his right hand",
"0007: 1d4 of caster's limbs are as durable as steel",
"0008: 1d4 of caster's limbs are covered in fish scales",
"0009: 1d4 of caster's limbs are invisible",
"0010: 1d8 of caster's primary orifices seal shut",
"0011: 3d10 harmless lumps as big as walnuts cover the caster's body",
"0012: 3d10 quarts of olive oil pour from caster's ears",
"0013: 4d6 non-functioning eyes appear on the caster's face and head",
"0014: A 100 yard radius around caster's home is stripped of vegetation",
"0015: A 2d6 foot radius around caster sinks as many feet into the earth",
"0016: A basement's been installed in caster's home while he's been away",
"0017: A close friend of the caster is an assassin hired to kill him",
"0018: A distant but powerful army declares war on the caster",
"0019: A drop of the caster's blood can purify 1d4 gallons of water",
"0020: A family of skunks has taken up residence in the caster's home",
"0021: A fast-growing oak sprouts beneath the caster's home",
"0022: A foot-long steel bar runs completely through the caster's thigh",
"0023: A geyser temporarily erupts from one of the caster's pockets",
"0024: A glowing orb hovers over caster's head while he's invisible",
"0025: A great wind blows the caster 1d100 yards in a random direction",
"0026: A group of necromancers take an interest in the caster's skeleton",
"0027: A group of scholars think the caster's a visitor from the future",
"0028: A hen's egg tumbles out of each of the caster's ears",
"0029: A huge balloon shaped like the caster drifts past overhead",
"0030: A kill-on-sight order has been issued for the caster kingdom-wide",
"0031: A large haystack falls from the sky onto caster",
"0032: A large oak sprouts from one of the caster's pockets",
"0033: A length of chain now runs completely through the caster's torso",
"0034: A life-sized statue of caster appears nearby, made of cheese",
"0035: A magical blast detonates at caster's location, but he's unharmed",
"0036: A mound of snow falls onto caster and buries him up to his chest",
"0037: A page falls out of caster's spellbook each time it's opened",
"0038: A skeleton mimics caster, exactly duplicating his movements",
"0039: A small fountain wells up in the caster's home",
"0040: A strong net falls from the sky and entangles the caster",
"0041: A swirl of rainbows accompanies any spell cast by caster",
"0042: A tornado picks caster up and deposits him atop the nearest house",
"0043: After a horrifying tragedy, caster squanders the world's goodwill",
"0044: After each spell, a lighted cigar appears in caster's mouth",
"0045: After each spell, a pebble falls from each of caster's ears",
"0046: After each spell, ants seem to course from the caster's eyes",
"0047: After each spell, caster accuses someone nearby of impropriety",
"0048: After each spell, caster appears astonishingly ugly for 1d4 turns",
"0049: After each spell, caster appears to be decomposing",
"0050: After each spell, caster appears to be made of pure ice",
"0051: After each spell, caster appears to be utterly insane",
"0052: After each spell, caster applauds himself",
"0053: After each spell, caster begs someone nearby not to kill him",
"0054: After each spell, caster berates someone standing nearby",
"0055: After each spell, caster briefly appears to be a rotting corpse",
"0056: After each spell, caster briefly appears to be on fire",
"0057: After each spell, caster briefly appears to bleed from his eyes",
"0058: After each spell, caster briefly looks like a photo negative",
"0059: After each spell, caster briefly seems to be of the opposite sex",
"0060: After each spell, caster briefly sees fire all around him",
"0061: After each spell, caster briefly thinks that he's choking",
"0062: After each spell, caster can sense secret doors for 1d4 rounds",
"0063: After each spell, caster can't be magically healed for one hour",
"0064: After each spell, caster can't traverse a doorway for 1d10 rounds",
"0065: After each spell, caster dances like a honeybee",
"0066: After each spell, caster experiences a burning sensation",
"0067: After each spell, caster feels ants crawling all over him",
"0068: After each spell, caster feels compelled to wash his hands",
"0069: After each spell, caster feels completely alone and isolated",
"0070: After each spell, caster feels distractingly hungry",
"0071: After each spell, caster feels overwhelmingly dizzy",
"0072: After each spell, caster feels transcendent euphoria",
"0073: After each spell, caster forgets everyone's name for one hour",
"0074: After each spell, caster forgets his name for one hour",
"0075: After each spell, caster glows with infernal radiance",
"0076: After each spell, caster growls like a rabid dog",
"0077: After each spell, caster has a brief vision of some distant land",
"0078: After each spell, caster has a strong craving for twigs and bark",
"0079: After each spell, caster is 5% likely to be stricken mute",
"0080: After each spell, caster is 25% likely to turn briefly invisible",
"0081: After each spell, caster is 30% likely to lose his balance",
"0082: After each spell, caster is 60% likely to flap his arms",
"0083: After each spell, caster is afraid of his own name",
"0084: After each spell, caster is as hairy as an ape for one hour",
"0085: After each spell, caster is base AC zero for 1d4 rounds",
"0086: After each spell, caster is bathed in an otherworldly green light",
"0087: After each spell, caster is blind in one eye for one hour",
"0088: After each spell, caster is grief-stricken for 1d10 rounds",
"0089: After each spell, caster is hopelessly drunk for 1d4 rounds",
"0090: After each spell, caster is immune to bludgeons for 1d4 rounds",
"0091: After each spell, caster is immune to missile fire for one round",
"0092: After each spell, caster is intensely magnetic for 1d8 rounds",
"0093: After each spell, caster is matte black for 1d4 rounds",
"0094: After each spell, caster is suddenly facing True North",
"0095: After each spell, caster is wracked by existential horror",
"0096: After each spell, caster looks like a cadaver for 1d4 rounds",
"0097: After each spell, caster makes short, barking cries",
"0098: After each spell, caster oozes sweet-smelling oil for 1d4 rounds",
"0099: After each spell, caster polymorphs very briefly",
"0100: After each spell, caster reeks of alcohol for 2d6 rounds",
"0101: After each spell, caster salivates copiously",
"0102: After each spell, caster seems withdrawn and despondent",
"0103: After each spell, caster shakes like a rag doll for 2d4 seconds",
"0104: After each spell, caster shivers uncontrollably for 1d4 rounds",
"0105: After each spell, caster shrinks by 10d10% for 1d4 rounds",
"0106: After each spell, caster shrinks by 50%",
"0107: After each spell, caster smells strongly of turpentine",
"0108: After each spell, caster suffers brief visions of carnage",
"0109: After each spell, caster suffers disorienting vertigo",
"0110: After each spell, caster thinks that he's drowning",
"0111: After each spell, caster thinks that his clothes are on fire",
"0112: After each spell, caster trumpets like an elephant",
"0113: After each spell, caster vanishes very briefly vanishes",
"0114: After each spell, caster's clothes age 1d100 years",
"0115: After each spell, caster's clothes billow with green smoke",
"0116: After each spell, caster's eyes briefly double in size",
"0117: After each spell, caster's face looks 50 years older",
"0118: After each spell, caster's feet are covered with ash",
"0119: After each spell, caster's hair grows two inches",
"0120: After each spell, caster's hands display classic stigmata",
"0121: After each spell, caster's hands steam wildly",
"0122: After each spell, caster's head turns 360° at the neck, unharmed",
"0123: After each spell, caster's head turns invisible for 1d4 rounds",
"0124: After each spell, caster's heart pounds audibly",
"0125: After each spell, caster's left arm turns to stone for one hour",
"0126: After each spell, caster's spellbook throbs with deep red light",
"0127: After each spell, caster's Strength is halved for one hour",
"0128: After each spell, gravity briefly doubles for the caster",
"0129: After each spell, he giggles for 1d4-1 rounds",
"0130: After each spell, light shines from caster's mouth for 1d6 rounds",
"0131: After each spell, small lumps of ice fall from caster's nostrils",
"0132: After each spell, smoke hangs in the air about the caster",
"0133: After each spell, stones near the caster glisten with slime",
"0134: After each spell, sunlight is painful to caster for 1d4 rounds",
"0135: Alcohol has no effect upon the caster, but cheese is intoxicating",
"0136: All holy symbols within 100 yards bear the caster's image",
"0137: All of caster's clothing is colored safety orange",
"0138: All of caster's clothing is permanently moist",
"0139: All of caster's enemies with 100 yards vanish until dawn",
"0140: All of caster's fingers are as long as his middle finger",
"0141: All of caster's fingers are clear like glass",
"0142: All of caster's fingers double in thickness",
"0143: All of caster's fingers migrate to one hand",
"0144: All of caster's monetary wealth appears atop the nearest mountain",
"0145: All of caster's monetary wealth is revealed to be counterfeit",
"0146: All of caster's possessions age 1d1000 years",
"0147: All of caster's possessions are thrown 4d6 hours into the future",
"0148: All of caster's possessions have been seized by the government",
"0149: All trees within 100 yards form into a tight circle around caster",
"0150: All undead within 1d4 miles blame the caster for their undeath",
"0151: All undead within 1d4 miles race to the caster's current location",
"0152: All vegetation now within 10 miles is highly toxic to caster",
"0153: All vegetation now within 100 yards is invisible to caster",
"0154: All who meet caster are 50% likely to think he smells like manure",
"0155: All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's a lycanthrope",
"0156: All who meet caster are 60% likely to think he's undead",
"0157: All within 10 yards of caster are sprayed with viscous ectoplasm",
"0158: All within 10 yards of caster attack him for 1d4 rounds",
"0159: Alternating pages of caster's spellbook are indestructible",
"0160: An accurate illusion of caster copies his movements one mile away",
"0161: An illusory statue of the caster stands at this spot for one year",
"0162: An image of caster's beating heart hovers in the nearest doorway",
"0163: An image of the caster's head hovers over his actual head",
"0164: An image the of caster's beating heart hovers over his head",
"0165: Any Abjurations currently affecting the caster are Dispelled",
"0166: Any armor that the caster is wearing right now shrinks by 80%",
"0167: Any armor that the caster is wearing right now vanishes forever",
"0168: Any arrow striking the caster disintegrates in 1d4 rounds",
"0169: Any arrow striking the caster inflicts equal damage on its archer",
"0170: Any attack-based spell cast by caster is 10% likely to affect him",
"0171: Any attack-based spell cast by caster is delayed 1d4 rounds",
"0172: Any attempt to change shape locks the caster into that new shape",
"0173: Any attempt to change shape makes the caster forget his true form",
"0174: Any attempt to change shape will age the caster 1d10 years",
"0175: Any attempt to change shape will be only partially successful",
"0176: Any attempt to change shape will cause the caster to take root",
"0177: Any attempt to change shape will leave his feet unchanged",
"0178: Any attempt to change shape will make the caster bald forever",
"0179: Any attempt to change shape will render the caster genderless",
"0180: Any attempt to change shape will shrink the caster by 2d10%",
"0181: Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster 1d1000 miles",
"0182: Any attempt to change shape will teleport the caster to this spot",
"0183: Any attempt to change shape will turn him into 2d12 ducklings",
"0184: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster inside-out",
"0185: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a geranium",
"0186: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a monkey",
"0187: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a pelican",
"0188: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a penguin",
"0189: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a rabbit",
"0190: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a shrubbery",
"0191: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a snowman",
"0192: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a toddler",
"0193: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a troll",
"0194: Any attempt to change shape will turn the caster into a wax dummy",
"0195: Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals a homicidal maniac",
"0196: Any attempt to read caster's mind reveals an absolute void",
"0197: Any attempt to use rope inspires the caster to hang himself",
"0198: Any attempt to use rope leaves caster hopelessly entangled",
"0199: Any attempt to use rope leaves hideous welts on the caster's body",
"0200: Any blade that has drawn the caster's blood is invisible to him",
"0201: Any bread that caster bakes remains warm until it's eaten",
"0202: Any building that the caster enters appears to catch fire",
"0203: Any building that the caster enters ejects him forcefully",
"0204: Any clothing worn by caster is invisible to him while he wears it",
"0205: Any clothing worn by caster smells like carrion while he wears it",
"0206: Any coins in caster's possession are gold-plated",
"0207: Any coins in caster's possession become copper pieces",
"0208: Any coins now carried by caster are water-soluble for 1d4 weeks",
"0209: Any coins now carried by caster ignite and burn like tinder",
"0210: Any creature Summoned by caster emerges from his mouth",
"0211: Any creatures Summoned near caster are invisible to him",
"0212: Any creatures Summoned near caster immediately befriend him",
"0213: Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the higher roll",
"0214: Any damage against caster is rolled twice, using the lower roll",
"0215: Any electricity-based magic used by caster discharges on him",
"0216: Any electricity-based magic used by caster reeks of ozone",
"0217: Any fire extinguished by caster rekindles itself 1d4 turns later",
"0218: Any fire-based spell used by caster has only 25% of normal range",
"0219: Any fires set by caster are invisible for 2d6 hours",
"0220: Any fires set by caster attract undead like moths to a candle",
"0221: Any fires set by caster jingle like wind chimes while they burn",
"0222: Any fires set by caster make those near it appear to be undead",
"0223: Any fires set by caster produce no heat",
"0224: Any fires set by caster produce no smoke",
"0225: Any fires set by caster whisper vague threats against him",
"0226: Any food now carried by caster combusts",
"0227: Any food now carried by caster is 10X as nutritious",
"0228: Any food now carried by caster is fused into glass",
"0229: Any food now carried by caster is sealed in airtight tin cans",
"0230: Any food now carried by caster is toxic to Dwarves",
"0231: Any food now carried by caster smells like carrion",
"0232: Any food now carried by caster turns to ice",
"0233: Any food now carried by caster turns to iron",
"0234: Any food now carried by caster turns to spun sugar",
"0235: Any gems in caster's possession are replaced by lumps of gelatin",
"0236: Any hammer thrown by caster returns to his hand one round later",
"0237: Any horse ridden by caster suffers no fatigue while he rides it",
"0238: Any intelligent weapons now carried by caster hate him forever",
"0239: Any intelligent weapons seen by caster look vaguely familiar",
"0240: Any magic currently affecting the caster is Dispelled",
"0241: Any magic currently affecting the caster is suppressed until dawn",
"0242: Any magic items owned by caster appear in a heap nearby",
"0243: Any magic items owned by caster are non-functional for 1d10 days",
"0244: Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are fireproof",
"0245: Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are forgeries",
"0246: Any magical scrolls now carried by caster are subtly tainted",
"0247: Any magical scrolls now carried by caster discharge spontaneously",
"0248: Any magical scrolls now carried by caster turn to steel",
"0249: Any metal object carried by caster is 90% transparent",
"0250: Any metal object carried by caster seems 10x its normal weight",
"0251: Any metal that caster is carrying turns to liquid like mercury",
"0252: Any missile fired at caster is 10% likely to explode when it hits",
"0253: Any missile fired at caster is at a -3 penalty to hit him",
"0254: Any missile fired by caster is 10% likely to vanish in flight",
"0255: Any missile shot by caster is destroyed by lightning mid-flight",
"0256: Any missile striking caster is 10% likely to be just an illusion",
"0257: Any mountain more than one mile from caster is invisible to him",
"0258: Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from his eyes",
"0259: Any ranged spell used by caster seems to issue from someone else",
"0260: Any rope currently carried by caster doubles in length",
"0261: Any rope currently carried by caster turns to braided gold wire",
"0262: Any rope that caster is now carrying becomes frictionless",
"0263: Any rope that caster is now carrying is soaked with lamp oil",
"0264: Any shield held by caster appears to be made of Swiss cheese",
"0265: Any shield held by caster appears to weigh 100 pounds",
"0266: Any shield held by caster gains a +1 bonus while he holds it",
"0267: Any shield held by caster is ethereal in the presence of weapons",
"0268: Any shield held by caster is impervious to magical fire",
"0269: Any spells cast by caster are accompanied by twinkling lights",
"0270: Any spells cast by caster upon himself have an undesirable effect",
"0271: Any spells cast by caster upon himself lapse after one round",
"0272: Any spells cast by caster within the last hour are negated",
"0273: Any spells caster now has memorized will fail when he casts them",
"0274: Any undead in the area attack the caster but ignore everyone else",
"0275: Any undead in the area flee from the caster for 2d10 rounds",
"0276: Any wood within 25 yards flies toward the caster for 1d10 rounds",
"0277: Any writing implement used by caster breaks, runs dry, etc.",
"0278: Anyone attempting to rob caster must tell him about it beforehand",
"0279: Anyone drinking a potion near caster looks like him until sunset",
"0280: Anyone drinking a potion shrinks by 50% for its duration",
"0281: Anyone in caster's presence can't employ Direction Sense",
"0282: Anyone in caster's presence thinks that he represents True North",
"0283: Anyone related to caster by blood is invisible to him",
"0284: Anyone slain by caster becomes invisible upon death",
"0285: Anyone trying to pick caster's pocket shrinks by 50%",
"0286: Anyone trying to scry the caster's whereabouts sees this location",
"0287: Anyone voluntarily struck by caster's magic resents him for it",
"0288: Anyone who knows caster's name gives him an offensive nickname",
"0289: Anyone who looks deep into caster's mouth risks insanity",
"0290: Anything caster drinks is 50% likely to fall from his mouth",
"0291: Anything written by caster appears as gibberish to everyone else",
"0292: Artifacts react unpredictably when caster attempts to use them",
"0293: Before each spell, caster must address someone who isn't there",
"0294: Before each spell, caster must anoint his head with water",
"0295: Before each spell, caster must bark like a dog for 2d6 seconds",
"0296: Before each spell, caster must bite a gold coin",
"0297: Before each spell, caster must blaspheme some god of chaos",
"0298: Before each spell, caster must claim that his shoes are too tight",
"0299: Before each spell, caster must claim to be invincible",
"0300: Before each spell, caster must clear his throat loudly",
"0301: Before each spell, caster must confess an embarrassing secret",
"0302: Before each spell, caster must confess that he's a charlatan",
"0303: Before each spell, caster must crack his knuckles",
"0304: Before each spell, caster must drop a gold coin to the ground",
"0305: Before each spell, caster must give himself permission to cast it",
"0306: Before each spell, caster must hold his breath for 1d10 seconds",
"0307: Before each spell, caster must ingest a pinch of dust",
"0308: Before each spell, caster must insult a close friend",
"0309: Before each spell, caster must invoke some monstrous entity",
"0310: Before each spell, caster must issue what sounds like a prophecy",
"0311: Before each spell, caster must light a small candle",
"0312: Before each spell, caster must make a new and improbable vow",
"0313: Before each spell, caster must make an embarrassing admission",
"0314: Before each spell, caster must pat himself on the head",
"0315: Before each spell, caster must pluck 1d6 hairs from his head",
"0316: Before each spell, caster must predict that he'll die by sunset",
"0317: Before each spell, caster must prick his finger with a rusty pin",
"0318: Before each spell, caster must profess a thirst for human blood",
"0319: Before each spell, caster must profess love for someone nearby",
"0320: Before each spell, caster must promise to change his name",
"0321: Before each spell, caster must remove one article of clothing",
"0322: Before each spell, caster must say 'Magic is my business.'",
"0323: Before each spell, caster must say 'My God, it's full of stars.'",
"0324: Before each spell, caster must say 'The prophecy is fulfilled.'",
"0325: Before each spell, caster must say 'This probably won't work.'",
"0326: Before each spell, caster must shed at least 1d4 tears",
"0327: Before each spell, caster must shout a different prime number",
"0328: Before each spell, caster must snap a twig or the like",
"0329: Before each spell, caster must speak a new and original rhyme",
"0330: Before each spell, caster must speak a new and relevant pun",
"0331: Before each spell, caster must speak ill of a good friend",
"0332: Before each spell, caster must tear one article of clothing",
"0333: Before each spell, caster must tie a knot in a piece of string",
"0334: Before each spell, caster must touch his eyes, ears, and nose",
"0335: Before each spell, caster must touch liquid water",
"0336: Before each spell, caster must trace a circle in the air",
"0337: Before each spell, caster must vow that this is his final spell",
"0338: Beneficial magic potions have an opposite effect upon the caster",
"0339: Bits of flesh fall from caster's body until he's a bare skeleton",
"0340: Blades seem extraordinarily dull while caster wields them",
"0341: Caster accidentally creates a virulent plague in his workshop",
"0342: Caster accuses his nearest ally of murdering him",
"0343: Caster acquires an exact copy of every non-magical thing he owns",
"0344: Caster acquires lycanthropy, but only in his left leg",
"0345: Caster acquires proficiency in some weapon that will never exist",
"0346: Caster addresses everyone he knows by his own name",
"0347: Caster adopts a habit of nightly self-flagellation",
"0348: Caster adopts a universally obscene gesture as his trademark",
"0349: Caster adopts bizarre rituals concerning the preparation of food",
"0350: Caster adopts fastidious standards of hygiene",
"0351: Caster adopts some unlikely animal as a kind of spirit totem",
"0352: Caster adopts some unlikely object as a kind of holy symbol",
"0353: Caster adopts the next religion he encounters for the first time",
"0354: Caster ages 1d10 years per hour until sunset tonight",
"0355: Caster ages 1d10 years/round for 2 turns, then reverts to normal",
"0356: Caster ages backwards 2d4 years over that many rounds",
"0357: Caster ages normally but forever retains his current appearance",
"0358: Caster ages one year per day spent on open water",
"0359: Caster ages one year per mile that he travels away from this spot",
"0360: Caster always appears healthy and wealthy",
"0361: Caster always appears sickly and destitute",
"0362: Caster always feels as if the temperature is what it is right now",
"0363: Caster always pays 10% more than the asking price",
"0364: Caster always sees his surroundings as misty and fog-shrouded",
"0365: Caster always thinks it's fifty degrees colder than it really is",
"0366: Caster always thinks that there's one more step in the staircase",
"0367: Caster and everyone else forgets and can't discern his age",
"0368: Caster and nearest intelligent weapon exchange personalities",
"0369: Caster and one nearby ally teleport to the caster's home",
"0370: Caster annoys everyone by insisting that he's ambidextrous",
"0371: Caster appears increasingly decrepit as the day wears on",
"0372: Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist down",
"0373: Caster appears to be a bare skeleton from the waist up",
"0374: Caster appears to be at full health, no matter how badly injured",
"0375: Caster appears to be bleeding profusely whenever he's indoors",
"0376: Caster appears to be composed of translucent quartz",
"0377: Caster appears to be covered in ugly scales for one day each week",
"0378: Caster appears to be made of countless flesh-colored pebbles",
"0379: Caster appears to be made out of bricks until sunset tomorrow",
"0380: Caster appears to be of a different species while sleeping",
"0381: Caster appears to be of opposite sex while brandishing a shield",
"0382: Caster appears to be on fire while his spellbook is open",
"0383: Caster appears to be operating his body from a remote location",
"0384: Caster appears to be undead for one hour after each meal",
"0385: Caster appears to be undead while in the presence of undead",
"0386: Caster appears to be weathered like an ancient statue",
"0387: Caster appears to have a railroad spike jutting from his forehead",
"0388: Caster appears to have been carved from wood with an axe",
"0389: Caster appears to have been crafted out of clay by children",
"0390: Caster appears to have been torn apart and hastily reassembled",
"0391: Caster appears to shrivel like a raisin after each casting",
"0392: Caster appears translucent to anyone of the opposite sex",
"0393: Caster asks Elves if they can supply him with fudge cookies",
"0394: Caster ate the last of the rations that his party was carrying",
"0395: Caster ate two or three pounds of apple seeds this morning",
"0396: Caster attempts to drink every potion he sees",
"0397: Caster attracts undead in any town he enters",
"0398: Caster attracts zealous sycophants wherever he goes",
"0399: Caster automatically believes that his own illusions are real",
"0400: Caster awakens to find that the last 1d8 hours were only a dream",
"0401: Caster bears the birthmark of the lineage of powerful kings",
"0402: Caster becomes disturbingly frenetic until sunset",
"0403: Caster becomes flat as a sheet of parchment for 2d6 rounds",
"0404: Caster becomes increasingly simian as the days wear on",
"0405: Caster becomes invisible to anyone who successfully Charms him",
"0406: Caster becomes lost if he enters a cave by himself",
"0407: Caster becomes lost if he enters a forest by himself",
"0408: Caster becomes powerfully addicted to necromantic magic",
"0409: Caster becomes powerfully addicted to Chaos Bursts",
"0410: Caster becomes tightly stuck to the next chair in which he sits",
"0411: Caster becomes unconscious when he becomes invisible",
"0412: Caster becomes violently ill if he eats near a fire",
"0413: Caster becomes visibly anxious at the sight of holy water",
"0414: Caster begins aging backwards, one year per round",
"0415: Caster begins growing one inch per week",
"0416: Caster begins his conversations with an insulting comment",
"0417: Caster begins to resemble the next person who touches him",
"0418: Caster begins worshipping his spellbook with burnt offerings",
"0419: Caster believes that a nearby sheep is his polymorphed true love",
"0420: Caster briefly turns translucent after casting a spell",
"0421: Caster burns with homicidal rage whenever he's struck by magic",
"0422: Caster can alter his weight by up to 50% at will",
"0423: Caster can always sense his location relative to this location",
"0424: Caster can appear to be 50% fatter at will",
"0425: Caster can appraise gems by tasting them",
"0426: Caster can ask three questions of the next tree he touches",
"0427: Caster can assess the purity of any metal by tasting it",
"0428: Caster can be accurately described as 'frumious'",
"0429: Caster can be injured but not killed by any bludgeoning weapon",
"0430: Caster can be injured but not killed by any female creature",
"0431: Caster can be injured but not killed by any male creature",
"0432: Caster can be injured by fire, but it can't kill him",
"0433: Caster can be injured by metal weapons, but they can't kill him",
"0434: Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by fire",
"0435: Caster can be injured normally but can only be slain by magic",
"0436: Caster can become invisible at will while he's knee-deep in snow",
"0437: Caster can become invisible while standing neck-deep in water",
"0438: Caster can breathe underwater, but he always smells like a fish",
"0439: Caster can carry any weight of books but only in his bare hands",
"0440: Caster can cause one creature near him to turn to iron",
"0441: Caster can cause one nearby person to age 1d10 years",
"0442: Caster can change the size of his ears at will",
"0443: Caster can conjure apples out of thin air, one at a time",
"0444: Caster can control any undead skeletons now within 100 yards",
"0445: Caster can detach either of his hands at will",
"0446: Caster can detach his head easily but dies if he does so",
"0447: Caster can detect non-magical fire within 500 yards",
"0448: Caster can detect the nearest potable water at will",
"0449: Caster can detect the presence of elementals within 100 yards",
"0450: Caster can detect True East at will",
"0451: Caster can discern a person's age by touching him",
"0452: Caster can discern a tree's age by touching it",
"0453: Caster can discern whether people are really unconscious",
"0454: Caster can discern which spells a magic user has memorized",
"0455: Caster can disgorge a pound of sawdust once per day",
"0456: Caster can double his spells' range if he's carrying no metal",
"0457: Caster can double his weight for up to 1d4 rounds per day",
"0458: Caster can drink only from a golden bowl worth 100 gold pieces",
"0459: Caster can easily walk on ice while barefoot",
"0460: Caster can echolocate like a dolphin while naked and underwater",
"0461: Caster can endure normal fire one round per point of Constitution",
"0462: Caster can extend his legs to 150% of their normal length at will",
"0463: Caster can extend his legs to 2X their normal length at will",
"0464: Caster can handle red-hot metal with his bare hands",
"0465: Caster can hear what occurs at this location from up to 10 miles",
"0466: Caster can hear what's going on in his home, wherever he is",
"0467: Caster can hold his breath for 3X his Wisdom score in rounds",
"0468: Caster can hurl a baseball-sized object beyond the horizon",
"0469: Caster can identify any kind of fungus on sight",
"0470: Caster can ignite twigs by sticking them in his mouth",
"0471: Caster can ignore any spell cast on him but is 80% likely to die",
"0472: Caster can induce ravenous hunger in others",
"0473: Caster can inflate his left hand like a balloon",
"0474: Caster can instantly count quantities of fewer than 1,000 items",
"0475: Caster can judge visible distances with amazing accuracy",
"0476: Caster can light candles simply by touching their wicks",
"0477: Caster can magically create edible but non-nourishing food",
"0478: Caster can make his ears resemble noses at will",
"0479: Caster can memorize spells 4x faster than is normally required",
"0480: Caster can move easily through running water less than waist-deep",
"0481: Caster can move in total silence for his Wisdom score in rounds",
"0482: Caster can move silently while holding a thumb in each nostril",
"0483: Caster can never again come within one mile of his home",
"0484: Caster can no longer use charged magic items",
"0485: Caster can only digest food that is spoiled or rotting",
"0486: Caster can only use electrical magic while standing in water",
"0487: Caster can only wear one shoe at a time",
"0488: Caster can open his mouth as wide as he is tall",
"0489: Caster can pass his right arm through up to six inches of wood",
"0490: Caster can reattach his own limbs if they're severed",
"0491: Caster can recall his own birth with perfect clarity",
"0492: Caster can remove his tongue and replace it at will",
"0493: Caster can remove one eye and replace it at will",
"0494: Caster can remove or negate one curse",
"0495: Caster can resemble a decaying zombie at will",
"0496: Caster can retract his feet into his ankles at will",
"0497: Caster can retract his fingers into his palms at will",
"0498: Caster can retract his nose into his face at will",
"0499: Caster can scale walls like a monkey while unencumbered",
"0500: Caster can see in total darkness if he has a banana in his pocket",
"0501: Caster can see secret doors easily but can't see normal doors",
"0502: Caster can see through fire",
"0503: Caster can see through his eyelids for up to 1d6 rounds at a time",
"0504: Caster can see through stone if he has a pebble in his mouth",
"0505: Caster can see underwater clearly while naked and wielding an axe",
"0506: Caster can seem to be infected with a particular disease at will",
"0507: Caster can seen in total darkness for 1d4 days",
"0508: Caster can sense intelligent weapons within 10 yards",
"0509: Caster can sense people who've been affected by Chaos Bursts",
"0510: Caster can speak but can't engage in actual conversations",
"0511: Caster can speak in a whisper to anyone in his line of sight",
"0512: Caster can speak in any of 2d4 voices at will",
"0513: Caster can speak with ants but can only ask yes/no questions",
"0514: Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he smells like a corpse",
"0515: Caster can speak with carrion birds, but he's permanently bald",
"0516: Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but he crows at sunrise",
"0517: Caster can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to him",
"0518: Caster can speak with honeybees while dancing like one of them",
"0519: Caster can speak with oysters while holding a pearl in his mouth",
"0520: Caster can speak with small fish, but only while underwater",
"0521: Caster can spot the strongest member of any group of five or more",
"0522: Caster can stretch his left arm 2X the length of his body",
"0523: Caster can subsist on bark for up to 1d4 days at a time",
"0524: Caster can Summon 1d10 rabbits, once per level per week",
"0525: Caster can Summon a powerful entity to answer one question",
"0526: Caster can Summon a powerful entity who will then try to kill him",
"0527: Caster can Summon but not control a powerful, malevolent entity",
"0528: Caster can Summon up to 1d10 pigeons per month",
"0529: Caster can survive at the bottom of the sea for 1d4 minutes",
"0530: Caster can survive in the depths of space, if he can get there",
"0531: Caster can survive one fall of up to twenty miles",
"0532: Caster can taste foods simply by touching them",
"0533: Caster can teleport 10 feet straight up, once per day",
"0534: Caster can teleport 10 times at will but loses a finger each time",
"0535: Caster can teleport at will but ages 1d100 years each time",
"0536: Caster can teleport at will but arrives unconscious for one hour",
"0537: Caster can teleport at will but can't pick the destination",
"0538: Caster can teleport at will but doesn't arrive for 1d12 months",
"0539: Caster can teleport at will but is 10% likely to arrive dead",
"0540: Caster can teleport at will but is paralyzed from the neck down",
"0541: Caster can teleport at will but loses 1d100 hit points each time",
"0542: Caster can teleport at will but only while naked and unencumbered",
"0543: Caster can teleport at will but shrinks by 50% per mile traveled",
"0544: Caster can teleport at will to this exact spot 2d6 times",
"0545: Caster can teleport into the nearest hollow tree, once",
"0546: Caster can teleport up to fifty feet once per day",
"0547: Caster can throw one baseball-sized item 2d6 days into the future",
"0548: Caster can throw one nearby person 1d10 rounds into the future",
"0549: Caster can throw one nearby person 1d4 days into the future",
"0550: Caster can transmute magically-created metal into wood",
"0551: Caster can travel in time but ages 1d10 years per round traveled",
"0552: Caster can turn 360° at the waist without harm",
"0553: Caster can turn ethereal at will but can't revert for 3d8 days",
"0554: Caster can turn his arms to wood for up to 1d6 rounds per day",
"0555: Caster can turn his bones invisible at will",
"0556: Caster can turn his hands invisible at will 1d8 times per day",
"0557: Caster can turn his head completely around once per day",
"0558: Caster can turn into a cat but can't resume his true form",
"0559: Caster can turn into a falcon but is only 30% likely to turn back",
"0560: Caster can turn into a small tree while he's indoors",
"0561: Caster can turn into any kind of fish if no water is nearby",
"0562: Caster can turn invisible while he holds his breath",
"0563: Caster can turn invisible while naked and motionless",
"0564: Caster can walk on inclines of 45° or less as if they were flat",
"0565: Caster can withstand ocean depths while holding a bar of sodium",
"0566: Caster can, at will, appear to be the next person he touches",
"0567: Caster can't attack anyone more than 20 feet away from him",
"0568: Caster can't be beheaded",
"0569: Caster can't be blinded or dazzled by sunlight",
"0570: Caster can't be burned by magical fire for 1d4 hours",
"0571: Caster can't be burned by steam or scalding water",
"0572: Caster can't be Charmed by anyone of the opposite sex",
"0573: Caster can't be crushed by any weight of stone",
"0574: Caster can't be cut by any blade until he casts his next spell",
"0575: Caster can't be cut by glass",
"0576: Caster can't be cut by non-magical blades for 1d4 days",
"0577: Caster can't be harmed by any member of the royal family",
"0578: Caster can't be harmed by loud, non-magical sound",
"0579: Caster can't be harmed by refined metals for 1d4 hours",
"0580: Caster can't be harmed while he stands where he is right now",
"0581: Caster can't be killed by anyone of his own race",
"0582: Caster can't be overwhelmed by foul odors",
"0583: Caster can't be seen through glass or ice",
"0584: Caster can't be strangled",
"0585: Caster can't breathe for 4d6 rounds",
"0586: Caster can't bring his left hand within 18 inches of his head",
"0587: Caster can't carry anything larger than his own head",
"0588: Caster can't carry anything made entirely of metal",
"0589: Caster can't carry refined metal in a wooded environment",
"0590: Caster can't cast any spells he now has memorized for 1d8 days",
"0591: Caster can't cast fire-based magic while in the rain",
"0592: Caster can't cast fire-based spells in a wooded environment",
"0593: Caster can't cast force-based spells (Wall of Force, etc.)",
"0594: Caster can't cast magic on anyone not wearing armor",
"0595: Caster can't cast magic on anyone while they're eating",
"0596: Caster can't cast magic unless he's within sight of a tree",
"0597: Caster can't cast magic upon himself for 1d4 weeks",
"0598: Caster can't create magical walls or barriers",
"0599: Caster can't create normal or magical fire for 1d4 days",
"0600: Caster can't create permanent magical objects or effects",
"0601: Caster can't cross moving water while brandishing a weapon",
"0602: Caster can't cross moving water while carrying his spellbook",
"0603: Caster can't cross moving water while wearing clothes",
"0604: Caster can't cross moving water while wearing magical rings",
"0605: Caster can't cross moving water without assistance",
"0606: Caster can't determine when he's hungry or thirsty",
"0607: Caster can't eat any cooked meat",
"0608: Caster can't eat any food that doesn't contain a handful of soil",
"0609: Caster can't eat any food that he himself didn't prepare",
"0610: Caster can't eat any salted or cured meat",
"0611: Caster can't eat while at full hit points",
"0612: Caster can't employ magical means of improving his Armor Class",
"0613: Caster can't enter any artificial structure for 2d4 weeks",
"0614: Caster can't enter any building in which Dwarves are present",
"0615: Caster can't go more than 10' from this location for 24 hours",
"0616: Caster can't harm or be harmed by elementals for 4d10 months",
"0617: Caster can't inflict injury upon himself with any metal weapon",
"0618: Caster can't learn any new spells until he's been resurrected",
"0619: Caster can't learn any new spells within 1d10 miles of here",
"0620: Caster can't lift both feet from the ground at the same time",
"0621: Caster can't move his arms for 1d4 turns",
"0622: Caster can't move his left arm or right leg for 1d4 turns",
"0623: Caster can't move more than 10 feet from the next tree he touches",
"0624: Caster can't open any door constructed primarily of wood",
"0625: Caster can't open any door that has a hinge made of metal",
"0626: Caster can't open any door that opens toward him",
"0627: Caster can't open any door unless his hair is wet",
"0628: Caster can't open any door while anyone is watching",
"0629: Caster can't quite be certain that he really exists",
"0630: Caster can't remember the last 2d12+12 hours",
"0631: Caster can't remove any magical armor that he's now wearing",
"0632: Caster can't remove his hands from his pockets",
"0633: Caster can't run while his eyes are open",
"0634: Caster can't see any extra-planar creatures for one year",
"0635: Caster can't see through glass, ice, diamond, or the like",
"0636: Caster can't sleep indoors while it's raining",
"0637: Caster can't sleep more than 1d4 hours at a time",
"0638: Caster can't sleep until he shaves his head bald",
"0639: Caster can't sleep until he's walked at least 4d8 miles from here",
"0640: Caster can't speak for one hour and can only croak like a frog",
"0641: Caster can't speak for one hour if he's wearing clothes",
"0642: Caster can't speak in anything less than a full shout",
"0643: Caster can't speak in sentences longer than 10 syllables",
"0644: Caster can't speak to anyone holding a blood-stained weapon",
"0645: Caster can't speak to anyone whom he's not currently touching",
"0646: Caster can't speak unless he first turns in a circle",
"0647: Caster can't speak unless he's brandishing a weapon",
"0648: Caster can't speak unless he's carrying at least one gold coin",
"0649: Caster can't speak unless his thumbs are touching",
"0650: Caster can't speak until he's removed 1d10 articles of clothing",
"0651: Caster can't speak while holding a weapon",
"0652: Caster can't stand with both feet on the ground at the same time",
"0653: Caster can't stop talking for 6d12 hours",
"0654: Caster can't tolerate the presence of wet ink",
"0655: Caster can't touch food with his hands",
"0656: Caster can't use any blade longer than his forearm",
"0657: Caster can't use any magic until someone cuts him with a blade",
"0658: Caster can't use magic between sunrise and noon",
"0659: Caster can't use magic for 1d4 rounds after being wounded",
"0660: Caster can't use magic for 1d6 rounds after being struck by magic",
"0661: Caster can't use magic for six hours after ingesting meat",
"0662: Caster can't use magic items for one turn after casting a spell",
"0663: Caster can't use magic items that contain gold",
"0664: Caster can't use magic items until sunrise",
"0665: Caster can't use magic items while at full hit points",
"0666: Caster can't use magic unless he swallows a gold coin each day",
"0667: Caster can't use magic unless he's holding a buzzard's feather",
"0668: Caster can't use magic until he eats a pound of feathers",
"0669: Caster can't use magic until sunset tomorrow",
"0670: Caster can't use magic while sitting",
"0671: Caster can't use magic within 1d4 miles of this spot for 5d6 days",
"0672: Caster can't use missile weapons for one week",
"0673: Caster can't use non-magical blades for 1d6 days",
"0674: Caster can't use the spell Dispel Magic",
"0675: Caster can't use the spell that triggered this Burst for one year",
"0676: Caster can't use weapons that contain wood",
"0677: Caster can't wake without assistance",
"0678: Caster can't walk (run, etc.) while wearing a magic ring",
"0679: Caster can't wear magical rings",
"0680: Caster can't wield any weapon longer than his arm",
"0681: Caster changes his name to its reverse: 'Tom' becomes 'Mot'",
"0682: Caster claims that he's doing the work of some god or other",
"0683: Caster claims to be able to command dragons to do his bidding",
"0684: Caster claims to be immune to inorganic poisons",
"0685: Caster claims to be the offspring of a god and a mortal",
"0686: Caster claims to have begotten a child with a god",
"0687: Caster claims to have committed logically impossible acts",
"0688: Caster claims to have created the universe",
"0689: Caster claims to have invented the Fireball spell",
"0690: Caster combusts instantly if he's stabbed by a silver dagger",
"0691: Caster comes into possession of 1d100 acres of swampland",
"0692: Caster comes into possession of a bag full of mismatched teeth",
"0693: Caster comes into possession of a black velvet painting of Elves",
"0694: Caster comes into possession of a foul, decomposing skull",
"0695: Caster comes into possession of a golden vial of silver fluid",
"0696: Caster comes into possession of a ring that can't be removed",
"0697: Caster comes into possession of a three-legged pony",
"0698: Caster comes into possession of an apparently magical lamp",
"0699: Caster comes into possession of his great-grandfather's jawbone",
"0700: Caster completely blends into his surroundings while he's asleep",
"0701: Caster completely blends into his surroundings while upside down",
"0702: Caster compulsively hordes some kind of small, worthless item",
"0703: Caster confesses to every crime he hears about",
"0704: Caster confesses to improbable crimes (e.g. 'I stole the moon?')",
"0705: Caster consistently overestimates his martial and magical prowess",
"0706: Caster continues to age normally but can't die of old age",
"0707: Caster coughs violently in the presence of undead",
"0708: Caster craves moss",
"0709: Caster craves wood like a termite",
"0710: Caster cries like a baby whenever he's hungry or can't sleep",
"0711: Caster cries like a baby whenever he's struck by magic",
"0712: Caster dances like a belly-dancer for 2d6 rounds",
"0713: Caster declares himself to be the center of the universe",
"0714: Caster declares that Dwarves are indistinguishable from orcs",
"0715: Caster declares that he can redeem the damned",
"0716: Caster declares that he has the power to absolve sins",
"0717: Caster declares that he is the judge of all mankind",
"0718: Caster declares that these pretzels are making him thirsty",
"0719: Caster deeply resents anyone who asks him to use magic",
"0720: Caster deeply resents anyone who doesn't praise his magical skill",
"0721: Caster deeply resents anyone who eats meat in his presence",
"0722: Caster deeply resents anyone who uses magic in his presence",
"0723: Caster demands that employers pay him in wood instead of gold",
"0724: Caster demands that his allies adopt fastidious hygiene standards",
"0725: Caster demands that his allies treat him as though he's invisible",
"0726: Caster demands that people call him Ishmael",
"0727: Caster demands that people call him Legion, for he is many",
"0728: Caster demands that people call him The Spell-Meister",
"0729: Caster derives no nourishment from food cooked over a fire",
"0730: Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten after sunset",
"0731: Caster derives no nourishment from food eaten near a lake",
"0732: Caster develops a stutter while in the presence of undead",
"0733: Caster develops an intense hunger for leather strapping",
"0734: Caster develops an intense hunger for the pages of his spellbook",
"0735: Caster didn't actually exist prior to this Chaos Burst",
"0736: Caster dies if he slays a zombie in the next 1d6 days",
"0737: Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by a god",
"0738: Caster dies instantly if his blood is spilled by mistletoe",
"0739: Caster dies painfully but arises at dawn having gained one level",
"0740: Caster discovers a whole pantheon of hitherto overlooked deities",
"0741: Caster discovers that one of his limbs belongs to someone else",
"0742: Caster discovers that one of his limbs is a clockwork replica",
"0743: Caster disgorges 10d10 feet of rubber tubing",
"0744: Caster disgorges 1d100 gold pieces",
"0745: Caster disgorges 1d100 pounds of wet, coarse sand",
"0746: Caster disgorges 1d4 apples per hour for the next 3d8 hours",
"0747: Caster disgorges 1d4 gallons of foul, necrotic mush",
"0748: Caster disgorges 1d6 gallons of rusty sludge",
"0749: Caster disgorges 2d10 pounds of carrots",
"0750: Caster disgorges 2d4 full-sized wool blankets",
"0751: Caster disgorges a 100 foot length of fine silver wire",
"0752: Caster disgorges a ball of solid bone nine inches in diameter",
"0753: Caster disgorges a bar of copper four feet in length",
"0754: Caster disgorges a bar of soap as large as his spellbook",
"0755: Caster disgorges a bolt of finely embroidered silk",
"0756: Caster disgorges a book about gastrointestinal anomalies",
"0757: Caster disgorges a book of carpet samples",
"0758: Caster disgorges a box of rare botanical samples",
"0759: Caster disgorges a bushel of ripe peaches",
"0760: Caster disgorges a coffin large enough to accommodate his corpse",
"0761: Caster disgorges a four-course meal for three",
"0762: Caster disgorges a full-grown cactus",
"0763: Caster disgorges a full-sized barrel",
"0764: Caster disgorges a glass cube four inches on a side",
"0765: Caster disgorges a glass vial containing a mysterious potion",
"0766: Caster disgorges a golden birdcage",
"0767: Caster disgorges a king's long-lost signet ring",
"0768: Caster disgorges a large bunch of bananas",
"0769: Caster disgorges a large chair",
"0770: Caster disgorges a large pane of glass",
"0771: Caster disgorges a length of heavy chain",
"0772: Caster disgorges a life-sized ice sculpture of a horse",
"0773: Caster disgorges a long hunk of driftwood",
"0774: Caster disgorges a lump of brass the size of his torso",
"0775: Caster disgorges a medium-sized astrolabe",
"0776: Caster disgorges a mop and a wooden bucket full of suds",
"0777: Caster disgorges a mysterious and important-looking key",
"0778: Caster disgorges a pair of deer antlers",
"0779: Caster disgorges a pair of smith's fire tongs",
"0780: Caster disgorges a pouch full of rare and ancient coins",
"0781: Caster disgorges a pound of mercury",
"0782: Caster disgorges a pound of molten lead",
"0783: Caster disgorges a ring full of keys that don't fit any lock",
"0784: Caster disgorges a ship's anchor",
"0785: Caster disgorges a small brazier full of burning coals",
"0786: Caster disgorges a sort of bowl-shaped porcelain chair",
"0787: Caster disgorges a weapon that he misplaced 1d12 months ago",
"0788: Caster disgorges a whole pumpkin",
"0789: Caster disgorges a wrought-iron staircase banister",
"0790: Caster disgorges an airtight canister filled with nitrogen gas",
"0791: Caster disgorges an elephant's femur",
"0792: Caster disgorges an entire beehive",
"0793: Caster disgorges an exact copy of the head of someone nearby",
"0794: Caster disgorges an oil painting of this scene",
"0795: Caster disgorges an ostrich egg",
"0796: Caster disgorges enough snow to blanket an area ten feet square",
"0797: Caster disgorges half of a canoe",
"0798: Caster disgorges the carcass of a strange and colorful bird",
"0799: Caster disgorges the emblem of some diabolical religious cult",
"0800: Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of a giraffe",
"0801: Caster disgorges the entire, intact skin of someone nearby",
"0802: Caster disgorges what appears to be his entire nervous system",
"0803: Caster disgorges what appears to be his own still-beating heart",
"0804: Caster displays all the signs of full demonic possession",
"0805: Caster distrusts anyone displaying a cut gem or jewel",
"0806: Caster distrusts anyone taller than he is",
"0807: Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't know the caster's name",
"0808: Caster distrusts anyone who doesn't resemble him",
"0809: Caster distrusts anyone who won't let him examine their teeth",
"0810: Caster distrusts anyone who's wearing armor",
"0811: Caster distrusts other members of his race",
"0812: Caster distrusts other spellcasters",
"0813: Caster doesn't need to drink fluids for the next 1d100 weeks",
"0814: Caster doesn't need to eat during the new moon",
"0815: Caster doesn't need to eat for the next 1d100 weeks",
"0816: Caster doesn't remember anyone now within 10 miles",
"0817: Caster donates all of his money to some unlikely charity",
"0818: Caster dreams each night of a powerful and malevolent artifact",
"0819: Caster dreams each night of being painfully turned inside out",
"0820: Caster dreams each night of being worshipped by gods",
"0821: Caster dreams of being stalked by an invisible hunter from space",
"0822: Caster dreams of unicorns and wonders if he's an automaton",
"0823: Caster drinks any potions he's now carrying",
"0824: Caster eat food for 1d12 hours after using a magic item",
"0825: Caster embraces someone nearby and is reluctant to let go",
"0826: Caster embraces the nearest tree and refuses to let go",
"0827: Caster ends his conversations with an annoying catch phrase",
"0828: Caster engages in a long, heated debate with the nearest tree",
"0829: Caster enjoys the taste of fire",
"0830: Caster enjoys the taste of lamp oil",
"0831: Caster erases one randomly-chosen spell from his spellbook",
"0832: Caster experiences pain if he handles jewels or precious gems",
"0833: Caster experiences pain when he spends money",
"0834: Caster experiences violent, full-body spasms for 2d4 rounds",
"0835: Caster faces True North and is stuck that way for one turn",
"0836: Caster falls down the next flight of steps he encounters",
"0837: Caster falls from the nearest tree",
"0838: Caster falls madly in love with someone he's never heard of",
"0839: Caster falls madly in love with someone who's never existed",
"0840: Caster fears densely wooded areas",
"0841: Caster fears non-magical, non-humanoid mammals",
"0842: Caster fears that he'll be damned forever whenever he uses magic",
"0843: Caster fears that he'll cease to exist if he causes another Burst",
"0844: Caster fears that his allies are vanishing one by one",
"0845: Caster fears that his limbs are vanishing one by one",
"0846: Caster fears that spiders have lain countless eggs in his brain",
"0847: Caster fears the reaper",
"0848: Caster feels a psychic bond to someone unknown but nearby",
"0849: Caster feels as if he's always walking on a slope",
"0850: Caster feels as though he's trudging through knee-deep snow",
"0851: Caster feels as though he's trudging uphill",
"0852: Caster feels constant, overwhelming hunger while in his home",
"0853: Caster feels countless small snakes crawling all over his body",
"0854: Caster feels incredible hostility toward non-magic users",
"0855: Caster feels incredible hostility toward other magic users",
"0856: Caster feels inexplicable anxiety when he hears his name",
"0857: Caster feels inexplicable anxiety while at full hit points",
"0858: Caster feels inexplicable nostalgia when he meets new people",
"0859: Caster feels intense but unfocused hatred for 1d6 hours",
"0860: Caster feels intense discomfort when people smile at him",
"0861: Caster feels more comfortable among the undead than the living",
"0862: Caster feels overpowering fear in the presence of steam",
"0863: Caster feels overpowering hatred for the next magic item he sees",
"0864: Caster feels powerless unless everyone knows he's a magic user",
"0865: Caster feels powerless unless he's wearing boots on his hands",
"0866: Caster feels strangely calm while in the presence of dragons",
"0867: Caster feels thorny roots growing slowly through his flesh",
"0868: Caster fiercely covets the next magical ring he sees",
"0869: Caster finds 1d100 cans containing pink, processed meat in jelly",
"0870: Caster finds 1d4 extra spells in his spellbook",
"0871: Caster finds 1d4 small rodents living in his spellbook",
"0872: Caster finds 2d6 white pills, each of which heals 1d20 hit points",
"0873: Caster finds 2d8 real-looking but useless spells in his spellbook",
"0874: Caster finds a barrel full of rancid mayonnaise",
"0875: Caster finds a book describing the methods for self-dissection",
"0876: Caster finds a book that will shatter his sanity if he reads it",
"0877: Caster finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome",
"0878: Caster finds a copy of Aristotle's long-lost Poetics of Comedy",
"0879: Caster finds a copy of his own ghost-written autobiography",
"0880: Caster finds a crystal containing a tiny image of himself",
"0881: Caster finds a cube of frozen human blood, one foot on a side",
"0882: Caster finds a four-valve trumpet that can raise the dead",
"0883: Caster finds a handful of mysterious pills in his pocket",
"0884: Caster finds a handful of rainbow-colored powder in his pocket",
"0885: Caster finds a hideous carved idol of a cephalopoid god-monster",
"0886: Caster finds a key that explodes when inserted into any lock",
"0887: Caster finds a large, cursed diamond in the next hole he digs",
"0888: Caster finds a large, gold box containing nothing but sand",
"0889: Caster finds a large, metal disc engraved with his image",
"0890: Caster finds a list of assassination targets; his name is next",
"0891: Caster finds a magic wand but for some reason is afraid to use it",
"0892: Caster finds a minor artifact in the next hole he digs",
"0893: Caster finds a mirror that grants false visions of the future",
"0894: Caster finds a mirror that reflects everyone but him",
"0895: Caster finds a mirror that reflects only vampires",
"0896: Caster finds a notebook detailing the way he was built in a lab",
"0897: Caster finds a number that divides evenly into all prime numbers",
"0898: Caster finds a pair of gloves that devour any hands inside them",
"0899: Caster finds a pair of gloves that turn to steel when worn",
"0900: Caster finds a pair of stone tablets engraved with quaint laws",
"0901: Caster finds a possibly inaccurate chronology of his entire life",
"0902: Caster finds a potion 90% likely to heal and 10% likely to kill",
"0903: Caster finds a potion that can instantly cause his death",
"0904: Caster finds a potion that can instill zealous religious fervor",
"0905: Caster finds a potion that can turn him into an invisible cat",
"0906: Caster finds a potion that induces permanent madness in horses",
"0907: Caster finds a potion that makes the drinker even more visible",
"0908: Caster finds a pouch full of 1d100 totally identical teeth",
"0909: Caster finds a pouch full of highly flammable black dust",
"0910: Caster finds a powder that burns trolls as if it were strong acid",
"0911: Caster finds a powder that can dissolve up to one pound of gold",
"0912: Caster finds a powder that can eliminate any poison from food",
"0913: Caster finds a powder that can render the invisible visible",
"0914: Caster finds a powder that can turn a zombie into an inert corpse",
"0915: Caster finds a powder that can turn an inert corpse into a zombie",
"0916: Caster finds a powder that combusts in the presence of orcs",
"0917: Caster finds a powder that induces addictive euphoria if inhaled",
"0918: Caster finds a powder that induces extreme covetousness",
"0919: Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to everyone but him",
"0920: Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to him but no one else",
"0921: Caster finds a powder that is highly toxic to large-sized insects",
"0922: Caster finds a powder that quickly seals open wounds",
"0923: Caster finds a powder that repels elementals",
"0924: Caster finds a sack full of his own crematory remains",
"0925: Caster finds a satchel containing his weight in gold pieces",
"0926: Caster finds a scroll describing exactly how & when he'll die",
"0927: Caster finds a secret passage in the next room he enters",
"0928: Caster finds a set of high-quality watchmaker's tools",
"0929: Caster finds a small iron box containing 4d8 of his own teeth",
"0930: Caster finds a treasure map in the next animal he butchers",
"0931: Caster finds a treasure map that others will kill to possess",
"0932: Caster finds a trumpet that, if blown, may herald the End Times",
"0933: Caster finds a weapon that can kill a god",
"0934: Caster finds a wooden box whose interior can't be illuminated",
"0935: Caster finds an amulet that repels Summoned creatures",
"0936: Caster finds black meat like a tainted cheese",
"0937: Caster finds blueprints for building some anachronistic device",
"0938: Caster finds convincing evidence that he's just a clone",
"0939: Caster finds foul odors pleasant and pleasant scents repulsive",
"0940: Caster finds his own decaying corpse in the next hole he digs",
"0941: Caster finds proof that a dangerous secret society runs the world",
"0942: Caster finds strong evidence that the apocalypse is nigh",
"0943: Caster finds strong evidence that the planet is artificial",
"0944: Caster finds the ruins of a vast magical library",
"0945: Caster finds the sight of cooked meat to be highly offensive",
"0946: Caster finds the whole idea of 'names' to be silly and pointless",
"0947: Caster finds the wreckage of a seagoing vessel in a nearby forest",
"0948: Caster finds two of the three keys needed to unlock the world",
"0949: Caster flees this spot and can't return for at least one year",
"0950: Caster flees, panic-stricken, at top speed in a random direction",
"0951: Caster flickers like a guttering candle for 1d6 turns",
"0952: Caster flies into a fury when he removes his shoes",
"0953: Caster flies into a murderous rage and attacks his nearest ally",
"0954: Caster forgets any fire that he lights",
"0955: Caster forgets any first-level spell he now has memorized",
"0956: Caster forgets everyone's name",
"0957: Caster forgets everything he knows about etiquette",
"0958: Caster forgets how to open his spellbook",
"0959: Caster forgets how to use knives and blades of all kinds",
"0960: Caster forgets how to use magic for 1d4 days",
"0961: Caster forgets how to walk for 1d12 hours",
"0962: Caster forgets that his name is a vile expletive in Dwarfish",
"0963: Caster gains 1d4 points of Strength; loses one point per day",
"0964: Caster gains experience at 2X normal rate until he gains a level",
"0965: Caster gains minor access to a formerly forbidden school of magic",
"0966: Caster gains no benefit from magical healing during daylight",
"0967: Caster gains no benefit from wearing gloves or gauntlets",
"0968: Caster gains one pound per level of spells he casts",
"0969: Caster gains one pound per round for the next 1d100 rounds",
"0970: Caster generally seems to be lying when talking about magic",
"0971: Caster gets a splinter every time he wields a wooden weapon",
"0972: Caster gives his party two weeks' notice before resigning",
"0973: Caster glows as bright as daylight while he's asleep",
"0974: Caster goes berserk and attacks the next undead creature he sees",
"0975: Caster goes berserk in the presence of royalty",
"0976: Caster goes berserk whenever he receives magical healing",
"0977: Caster goes on and on about his misunderstood genius",
"0978: Caster goes out of his way to appear humble and unassuming",
"0979: Caster goes out of his way to avoid using magic in combat",
"0980: Caster goes out of his way to be offensive to royalty",
"0981: Caster goes out of his way to draw attention to himself in battle",
"0982: Caster gradually becomes more and more angular",
"0983: Caster gradually becomes more and more turtle-like",
"0984: Caster growls in his sleep like a tiger",
"0985: Caster grows 1d10 new and mysterious organs in his abdomen",
"0986: Caster grows an additional finger each week",
"0987: Caster grows one inch per day for the next 2d4-1 days",
"0988: Caster hallucinates wildly the next time he drinks water",
"0989: Caster hallucinates wildly until he drinks a quart of water",
"0990: Caster has 5 Intelligence for 1d6 turns",
"0991: Caster has 5 Strength for 1d4 turns",
"0992: Caster has 1d100 real-looking but useless copies of his spellbook",
"0993: Caster has a +10 bonus on each of his next 1d4 dice rolls",
"0994: Caster has a 10% chance to control any Summoned entity he sees",